A short blurb brought to you by my inner rage 2

Dear world,

            My skinny jeans are not now nor will they ever be “Jeggings” I have worn them since before this jegging craze was started and I will wear them long after it has passed. This “evolution” of fashion is a making a mockery of my closet, just because my jeans are so tight they look like they were painted on to my legs and I need tips from a Chingy song to get them on doesn’t make them Jeggings. I am better than that and I am insulted, shame on you.

Notice how the Jegging does not actually have a zipper, a button, or pockets. It is clearly a thin, spandex material!

 Now look at the JEAN buttons, zipper, pockets and all. It is denim, hence not a Jegging.

A short blurb brought to you by my inner rage

Dear world,

            Dane cook is not funny. He tricks you in to thinking he is funny by yelling his words, constantly cursing, and moving around like a Tourette’s patient on speed. He is abusing your thought process with all his confusion leaving you to think that because he calls himself a comedian he MUST be funny. No, you have been wronged and I apologize. I’m sorry you had to find out this way but its ok to throw out your vicious circle DVD’s the only thing viscous about it is how harmful it is to your psyche.

The Problem With Society Is...

Now I am not some product of an old hippies rage against “the man” but the way the world is today instills me with anger. I’m not talking about politics, worldly disasters, or issues of substance. I am talking about the simple joys in life that have been destroyed by pure laziness! People have you seen a movie lately?! If you haven’t DON’T TORTURE YOUR EYES this 3D phenomenon is getting out of hand!

            Everywhere I look I see previews for a crappy movie and in my mind I’m going THIS IS CRAP WHO WOULD WATCH THIS and then before I can finish my thought I hear “IN 3D”. Do you know what that phrase really means? It means, “Hey everyone we had a contract to fulfill and if we don’t a very angry Italian man will break our fingers! So we are just going to take a dump and put in on a piece of paper and whatever it looks like is going to be the plot of our new movie!” in a nut shell movies lately are crap. They get produced because some genius said “BUT WHAT IF WE PUT IT IN 3D?!” The cool glasses and shards of digital glass flying at their face fool the people who see these cinematic disasters.

            Another thing that outrages me about 3D movies are the ticket prices. Movies are expensive as it is but to see a movie in 3D your looking at spending $12.00 a ticket. When those movies are less than par as it is jacking up the prices is robbery.

            Directors know these movies suck, and they think 3D is a way to save their failures. My Bloody Valentine Really, that was virtual porn, how about Shark Night that just never should have happened. Movies that have no business being in 3D are even being sucked in like Toy story 3, the Lion King, Alvin and the Chipmunks! I like the way this guy, Nelson Carvajal, puts it http://www.examiner.com/pop-media-in-chicago/has-the-3d-movie-craze-gone-too-far. So people please don’t waste your precious time and money on 3D movies, just opt out.