American Horror stories #greatestshowever

Its wednesday and we all know what that means. I'm going to be glued to my screen from the hours of 9-10, why you ask? BECAUSE AMERICAN HORROR STORIES IS ON. If you have never seen the show before you obviously have issues because this is one of the most interesting shows on TV right now. All of the episodes intertwine together and there is so much mystery involved. The show is centered around a family who is trying to rebuild their life after the husband was unfaithful. The house they move in to is haunted but its more than just that. I don't want to spoil it for anyone but its not your average horror story SO WATCH IT! Its on wednesdays at 9&10 on FX!

A couple of reasons as to why I feel lucky

It has come to my attention recently that other floors at my school are not as close as mine. I am extremely lucky to have been put on a floor with such great people, I truly feel blessed. We all have such a feel of community whether its hanging out in our lounge together or everyone piling up in my room to hang out or watch movies. We even decided to go on spring break together! Now who else can say that? I know that whenever I go out I have a group of guys to protect me from a world of ass holes, guys who care about how and when we get home. I guess I just want to say thank you guys for being awesome I know these friendships will last a lifetime :)

Now how do you feel about this

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2kaALm/d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/735360_700b_v2.jpg

This picture really says a lot but what are your opinions on it?

Cats

So this may sound weird but whenever I'm a little down I like to look at pictures of cats..... and I found this on stumble so I need to share it with the world..

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1mhG8t/www.randomkittengenerator.com/

I wish I could draw

Its really hard to go to an art school and be one of the people who have no artistic talent at all. I live on a floor with girls who have amazing talent! They can draw pictures that look like photographs and their rooms are so creative I mean I like interior designing but these girls take it to a new level, I wish I had their talent.

*sighs* If only....

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1Jn1ss/assets0.jackcards.com/images/cards/NAU-NBS108_big_prev1.jpg

That moment you realize...

..The guys from Disney channel you thought were hot when you were younger actually aren't...

I was having a discussion with my friends about the show boy meets world and how we thought sean was 'so hot' and we were obsessed with him but looking back thats actually a no. Its also funny how old Disney stars and up in terrible movies now a days. In fact in the movie 'Tooth & Nail' one of the 8 Films to Die for the guy who played Shawn (Rider Strong) and the dad from Lizzie McGuire (Robert Carradine) were both in it! Can you say rock bottom? I just think its funny when you are on a TV series for such a long time and then when its over so is your career. Remember the kid from the movie the 13th year? Yeah I used to think he was a stud muffin when I was a petit but then I re-watched that movie and let me just say the feelings were not the same. In my opinion if your cute when you are younger you have no chance when your older and vice versa, thank God some of us need a chance!

Just another obsession of mine

Of the many things I do in class besides listen like I should this has to be in my top 5. Rage comics are probably one of the funniest kinds of comics I read. A lot of people don't understand what rage comics are so let me break it down for you a rage comic is a comic strip that anyone can make and upload that tells a story about something that, usually, pissed them off or a story about what they did to piss someone else off. Rage comics have designated faces you are supposed to use. Here are the original rage faces: 

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rage-comics

Newer ones:

http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/d38tq/im_bored_at_work_and_i_want_to_make_an/

I have made a few rage comics in my day that revolve around me and my roommate :

The craze called STUMBLE

Stumbleupon is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me (sorry Jared...). People who don't know what stumbleupon is may I ask what rock you have been hiding under? All I do is spend time stumbling I don't even pay attention in class anymore and its sad. Sometimes when I'm feeling down I just stumble on pictures of cats and it always puts a smile on my face. Need a recipe? Stumble will bring you to a million different cooking sites! Its so entertaining it brings me to new clothing sites and it just feeds in to my addiction of seeing how many things I can stuff in to my closet until it explodes. If I was on a deserted island all I would need was my stumble <3 (again..sorry Jared...). Now here are just a few of my favorite things Oprah Winfrey!

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NEVER STUMBLED BEFORE IT IS VERY ADDICTING!!! SERIOUSLY PEOPLE ITS MY CRACK!

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2UVV0M/www.funbazaar.com/emails/funny-emails/31-great-iconic-photos-from-history-dont-miss-these-pics.htm

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2c96tq/brojsimpson.com/cats/dont-mess-with-meow-j

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1ULPAY/www.shelterness.com/how-to-make-a-stylish-photo-frame-for-several-photos

ok people this one is my favorite..

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/31ElMa/bluecentric.com/%3Fp%3D26948


So come on people let me peer pressure you in to indulging in the life of stumble!

What is love? Baby don't huuuurt meeee!

Recently in my theatre class we had to watch a movie called The Laramie Project, for those of you who haven't heard of it the movie is a look at all the interviews from people of a town called Laramie in Wyoming. All referring to the murder of Matthew Shepard, a local college student who was beaten, tied to a fence and left for dead just because he was gay. One scene in particular really made me mad it was of a man, who did not live there, and his following picketing the trial holding up signs like "Burn in Hell Matt", "Aids cures" basically everything revolving around homosexuality being a sin. He said the only reason that the trial was turned in to a big deal was because Matt was gay and if he wasn't no one would be making a fuss about it. Well I think the murder/trial turned in to such a media frenzy because it was such a brutal crime done to someone who was just being themselves. People like this piss me off! I am all for believing in your own opinions and if you don't want to be swayed that's fine you have a right to your opinion but no one has any right to say your going to burn in hell because of who you are attracted to. You don't chose to be gay any more than you chose to be attracted to your Gf/Bf. Homosexuality is not a choice. You don't pick who you are attracted to! It's something you can't control it just happens. I think people need to focus on accepting people for who they are, not try to convince people homosexuality is ok. Some people will never be convinced, and thats fine its their right but GOD is the ultimate judge, he will decide what happens in the end. You can read the bible over and over again but you do not make the decisions of what happens to people and for you to think you have a right to tell another person they're going to Hell is a sin in itself thats not for you to decide, you don't have that power. Acceptance is what we should aim for, just accept people for who they are and let them live how they want its a free country. How would you like it if you were criticized for trying to love someone?

Why I don't like bitches who like glitter

Have you ever heard of the blog "Dear girls above me"? This is one of my favorite blogs the guy who writes it is Charlie McDowell and he is my dream man! This blog is all about making fun of the girls who live above him, he can hear everything they say and he writes it down and also writes his responses to them. The thing is he never actually talks to them they have NO idea that he does this. This seems like something I would do I love that he is turning a crappy situation in to a business! These girls are the kind of girls I can't stand they are dumb plain and simple. Here is just a little snippet of some of the things they say "Dear GAM, “I can’t believe I’m 24 and I haven’t even had my test-marriage yet!” Calm down, your rehearsal soul mate is out there somewhere." or "Dear GAM, "He wanted to know the last book I've read and all I could think of was Goodnight Moon." And didn't your mom read that to you?" These girls are spoiled brats who don't know right from left. They are concerned with only material things and aesthetics. So if you are looking for a good laugh check him out on Twitter, Facebook or at www.Deargirlsaboveme.com

Growing up

This weekend I went home because it was my high school's homecoming and it was received with mixed feelings. Part of me was happy to be home, happy to see old friends not necessarily happy to see some other douches who can't let high school go but I digress. This weekend was a rollercoaster of emotions I was no longer a part of the cheering crowd covered in glitter and singing game songs, I felt old. I was jealous of them because those were the good old days, days you could never relive. Then I realized "wait I'm happy to be out of high school because it sucked!" The part I missed was homecoming, I saw my ex boyfriend and remembered this time last year we were cuddling in the stands to keep each other warm, I remember being nervous for the dance before he came and picked me up, a good nervous filled with butterflies in the stomach and anticipation. I don't miss him by any means, but that is a different story. Today's blog is about reminiscing I have had one of the same best friends since 3rd grade and we came up with the theory that when you are young you make memories when you grow up you talk about those memories. I will never have as much fun as I did when I was young I feel like we lose our imagination over the years. For example when I was little I could play Barbies for hours on end and when I babysat recently I had to do the same but this time it was unbearable I didn't know what to do the little girl had to tell me! It saddened me, my world was once filled with ponies and plastic dolls now my world is filled with essays and exams, money troubles and job searching. Don't get me wrong there are plenty of benefits of growing up driving, dating, staying out late I am in college after all, but like I said this blog is about reminiscing. I miss parts of high school, I miss a lot from my childhood but I understand I'm growing up its a hard concept to wrap my head around how did that time fly? Did I really enjoy it to the full extent? I've closed a chapter in my life and I'm writing a new one, I just have no idea what to write.

All grown up :')

Having a GBF is like having a boyfriend that wont hurt you.

It seems that the latest trend for women these days is having a GBF by their side. For those of you who don't know what a GBF is, it stands for Gay Best Friend. Gay best friend as defined in Urban Dictionary: (Also known as the GBF) “The gay best friend is the best friend of any hot girl you know.” Other than being FAABULOUSSS a gay guy actually offers many benefits to a woman. For one competition is eliminated girls tend to be caddy and talk behind each other’s back because they let jealousy take control. I know that the green monster can come out of no where when it's me, but a gay best friend (generally) would never let jealousy get in the way. I myself have a GBF (Hi Greg :)) and he is the best thing to ever happen to me. He will help you shop and NOT sabotage your outfit just so he will look better. Gay guys are like having a girl best friend with a guys mind they can tell when you are sad and know exactly what to say to make you feel better, they give better relationship advice than a therapist, and they can interpret a guys actions to a T (of course there are exceptions I just got lucky with mine.) A gay guy will compliment and encourage you to do things you never thought you would. For example did you get your heart broken? Well get a GBF and he will prepare you to re-enter the dating world and make you feel like a queen while you do it. There have been studies that prove having a gay guy in your life reduces your stress! Also for all the men out there food may be the key to your stomach but becoming tight with a girls GBF is the way to hers. The rest of the definition from Urban Dictionary is "Behind every hot Girl is a GBF. There are three GBF laws that, if you follow, you just might get laid.

1.Thou shall not make homophobic remarks towards the GBF

2. Thou shall befriend said GBF

3. Impress the GBF, and you will have instant access to the girl"

Now I don't suggest becoming close with a gay guy just to get laid, that makes you a douche and you should go die, but getting in good with the GBF does help you win brownie points. Basically if you have the official GBF stamp of approval you win. So ladies go grab a gay and gain some confidence, and men go make yourself some friends in the big gay sand box of life!

 Me and my certified GBF Greg :)

A short blurb brought to you by my inner rage 2

Dear world,

            My skinny jeans are not now nor will they ever be “Jeggings” I have worn them since before this jegging craze was started and I will wear them long after it has passed. This “evolution” of fashion is a making a mockery of my closet, just because my jeans are so tight they look like they were painted on to my legs and I need tips from a Chingy song to get them on doesn’t make them Jeggings. I am better than that and I am insulted, shame on you.

Notice how the Jegging does not actually have a zipper, a button, or pockets. It is clearly a thin, spandex material!

 Now look at the JEAN buttons, zipper, pockets and all. It is denim, hence not a Jegging.

A short blurb brought to you by my inner rage

Dear world,

            Dane cook is not funny. He tricks you in to thinking he is funny by yelling his words, constantly cursing, and moving around like a Tourette’s patient on speed. He is abusing your thought process with all his confusion leaving you to think that because he calls himself a comedian he MUST be funny. No, you have been wronged and I apologize. I’m sorry you had to find out this way but its ok to throw out your vicious circle DVD’s the only thing viscous about it is how harmful it is to your psyche.

The Problem With Society Is...

Now I am not some product of an old hippies rage against “the man” but the way the world is today instills me with anger. I’m not talking about politics, worldly disasters, or issues of substance. I am talking about the simple joys in life that have been destroyed by pure laziness! People have you seen a movie lately?! If you haven’t DON’T TORTURE YOUR EYES this 3D phenomenon is getting out of hand!

            Everywhere I look I see previews for a crappy movie and in my mind I’m going THIS IS CRAP WHO WOULD WATCH THIS and then before I can finish my thought I hear “IN 3D”. Do you know what that phrase really means? It means, “Hey everyone we had a contract to fulfill and if we don’t a very angry Italian man will break our fingers! So we are just going to take a dump and put in on a piece of paper and whatever it looks like is going to be the plot of our new movie!” in a nut shell movies lately are crap. They get produced because some genius said “BUT WHAT IF WE PUT IT IN 3D?!” The cool glasses and shards of digital glass flying at their face fool the people who see these cinematic disasters.

            Another thing that outrages me about 3D movies are the ticket prices. Movies are expensive as it is but to see a movie in 3D your looking at spending $12.00 a ticket. When those movies are less than par as it is jacking up the prices is robbery.

            Directors know these movies suck, and they think 3D is a way to save their failures. My Bloody Valentine Really, that was virtual porn, how about Shark Night that just never should have happened. Movies that have no business being in 3D are even being sucked in like Toy story 3, the Lion King, Alvin and the Chipmunks! I like the way this guy, Nelson Carvajal, puts it http://www.examiner.com/pop-media-in-chicago/has-the-3d-movie-craze-gone-too-far. So people please don’t waste your precious time and money on 3D movies, just opt out.